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Sometimes I can’t tell if my boyfriend is just ignorant of obvious tactical flaws or if he’s seriously just really really dumb sometimes. For example: Labor day weekend we’re supposed to go to my GRANDPAS house in Chicago. I invited two mutual friends along. I’ve come to find out that he has invited one of his personal friends along as well. Ignorant of the situation/ completely rude or just plain stupid?

I have no idea.

So lately when I’ve found spiders in my house I usually just trap them under something like a bowl or a jar because I’m scared of them touching me and leave a note like “CAUTION: LIVE SPIDER” somewhere attached to it. my family is beginning not to appreciate that as seen this morning when I trapped a spider in the shower underneath a jar. My dad then promptly placed that jar inside my room and told me the spider was domesticated now and that I should go collect little twigs to decorate. He thinks he’s funny. 

I’m a really bad tumblr-er and i apologize. I’ll just try to catch you up on the little things in life.

Things I found in my car yesterday while cleaning:

1. Liquor

2. More liquor

3. 8 empty water bottles. some of them probably had liquor in them once.

I Wish I had found more liqour

 I have undoubtedly contracted tuberculosis or the plague or something from children riddled with germs. barf. 

Hi Jordan and fans